1. Log in now to remove adverts - no adverts at all to registered members!

Off Topic The Burly Arms

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Spurlock, Feb 2, 2017.

  1. Peej

    Peej Fabio Borini Lover

    Joined:
    Feb 25, 2013
    Messages:
    29,236
    Likes Received:
    15,410
    I would just switch of the oven at the fuse board and head to bed.
     
    #74561
    brb likes this.
  2. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

    Joined:
    Mar 27, 2011
    Messages:
    69,794
    Likes Received:
    57,291
  3. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy
    Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    Jun 3, 2011
    Messages:
    74,840
    Likes Received:
    90,656
    good advice but too late

    I think Luv is dead
     
    #74563
    BobbyD, brb and PINKIE like this.
  4. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

    Joined:
    Mar 27, 2011
    Messages:
    69,794
    Likes Received:
    57,291
    Battered to death with a frozen pizza.
     
    #74564
    BobbyD, brb, Spurlock and 2 others like this.
  5. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy
    Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    Jun 3, 2011
    Messages:
    74,840
    Likes Received:
    90,656
    ADHD bantZ
     
    #74565
    brb and luvgonzo like this.
  6. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

    Joined:
    Jan 24, 2011
    Messages:
    123,746
    Likes Received:
    71,891
    My old dear took a turn for the worse yesterday. Long story short, the urgent care dept where she went after her fall somehow managed to miss the fact that she had also broken 4 ribs and needed a CT scan on her head because she's on blood thinners.

    This is the same dept that somehow managed to miss the fact that she'd fractured her pelvis the last time she fell.

    Anyway, she's now on an acute ward at the main hospital down here. Breathing not good and low 02 levels. Broken ribs, chest infection, broken wrist, and horrendous bruising.

    Pile of **** really
     
    #74566
  7. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

    Joined:
    Jan 24, 2011
    Messages:
    123,746
    Likes Received:
    71,891
    Anyway, Marnin'
     
    #74567
  8. Gessa

    Gessa Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Apr 24, 2018
    Messages:
    15,007
    Likes Received:
    28,176
    ****ing hell mate,that's so ****.
    Hopefully she makes a full recovery but it seems it will take time with those injuries, poor lady
     
    #74568
    brb, Welshie and PINKIE like this.
  9. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

    Joined:
    Jan 24, 2011
    Messages:
    123,746
    Likes Received:
    71,891
    Thanks mate. Yeah it looks like a long road to recovery.
     
    #74569
    brb and Welshie like this.
  10. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2011
    Messages:
    28,776
    Likes Received:
    27,768
    Awkward these posts because you give it a like and think "wait. That looks terrible"

    Sorry to hear that mate. My Grandfather took a turn for the worse like this and it was horrible, how old is she out if curiosity?
     
    #74570
    brb and PINKIE like this.

  11. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

    Joined:
    Jan 24, 2011
    Messages:
    123,746
    Likes Received:
    71,891
    Nah it's cool mate, I get it with the like thing

    She's not actually old old, she's 78. But she doesn't look after her health. Diabetes out of control and despite my endless nagging she does **** all to manage it.

    Which is partly why we're in this position now, as the diabetes has affected her eyes, which caused her to miss the step the other day.

    But yeah, it's **** seeing your loved ones go through this sort of thing.
     
    #74571
    duggie2000, BobbyD, brb and 1 other person like this.
  12. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

    Joined:
    Mar 27, 2011
    Messages:
    69,794
    Likes Received:
    57,291
    Michael Mosley’s body has been found btw.
     
    #74572
    brb and PINKIE like this.
  13. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2011
    Messages:
    28,776
    Likes Received:
    27,768
    Nah she's not that old, but if she's not in the best of health it might be a long road to recovery for her, just gotta pay attention to her care and make sure they're doing all they can for her.

    If she's stubborn tell her to put a lid on that nall and start listening to her doctors <laugh>

    Hope all goes well for her mate.
     
    #74573
    brb and PINKIE like this.
  14. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

    Joined:
    Jan 24, 2011
    Messages:
    123,746
    Likes Received:
    71,891
    Not outside a brothel I take it ?
     
    #74574
    brb and luvgonzo like this.
  15. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2011
    Messages:
    28,776
    Likes Received:
    27,768
    Who even is this fella like?
     
    #74575
    brb likes this.
  16. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

    Joined:
    Mar 27, 2011
    Messages:
    69,794
    Likes Received:
    57,291
    Course not. He never made it out.
     
    #74576
    brb, PINKIE and Peej like this.
  17. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

    Joined:
    Mar 27, 2011
    Messages:
    69,794
    Likes Received:
    57,291
    ‘Celeb’ doctor. He created the 5:2 diet.
     
    #74577
    brb and Welshie like this.
  18. Peej

    Peej Fabio Borini Lover

    Joined:
    Feb 25, 2013
    Messages:
    29,236
    Likes Received:
    15,410

    Fingers crossed for a safe recovery.
     
    #74578
    duggie2000, brb and PINKIE like this.
  19. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2011
    Messages:
    28,776
    Likes Received:
    27,768
    Reading now

    Sounds like dehydration might of got him or something.
     
    #74579
    brb likes this.
  20. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy
    Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    Jun 3, 2011
    Messages:
    74,840
    Likes Received:
    90,656
    All the best to your Mum Pinkz

    rips the soul out watching your parents suffer from old age
     
    #74580
    duggie2000, BobbyD, brb and 1 other person like this.

Share This Page