British Politics spam thread

Having bets with myself means I keep winning. Always winning.

 

I woke up at 2am to write war and peace that nobody read. But everyone else is triggered.

I win!

lol

 

The house always wins. Fortunately I am the house.

 

And in come two more lightweights that were on the list of tossers that would have no meaningful response.

You should be flattered I'd given you a thought.

#transparentandpredictableasfuck

 

Not to worry we will get OUR CHANCE to say what we think later. We must TAKE IT!

 

So while you're all giddy with your fingers on the keyboard...

Surely one of you feeble ****ers can argue against the points posted, or post what you expect Labour policies and/or cabinet to be?

Nah....will you ****.

#transparentandpredictableasfuck

 

If Labour win a landslide it’ll be hilarious as they’ll show how useless they are or something.

If Labour only win narrowly it’ll be hilarious because everyone thought they’d win comfortably.

If Farage and his limited company win a few seats it’ll be hilarious because reasons.

If Galloway’s rabble cost Labour a few seats it’ll be hilarious.

The only guarantee is hilarity.

 

Another great toon.

Something that the manufactured boy band The Beetles could only have dreamt of coming up with.

 

Yup, you're starting to learn. What sort of fool takes politicians seriously?

They're as funny as the thick ****s that have no idea what they're voting for, and base their decision on the colour of the rosette.

 

So not only are you posting incredulous rantings in the wee sma hours but you're making wee bets with yourself?

There's help out there for you kid. Just twelve steps will sort you out ya mad alky bastard.

 

Your posts reveal for more about you than you'd probably prefer.

 

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#transparentandpredictableasfuck

 

I'm an open book kid. I know exactly who I am and what I believe.

You are all over the place. A mass of contradictions.

Mainly because you're a fùcking idiot tbf.

 

Nah, I've been consistent for over a decade. You're so gullible, you fell for the fantasy of the lefties on here, which is falling apart by the hour, and showing them to be gutless and clueless.

Your own arguments have generally been consistently bollocks and meaningless, I'll give you that.

 

The weight of the inferiority complex Dull has to deal with

 

We were in a much better place an hour ago. Dread to think where we’ll be at 10:30.

 

How cool is that? They've more to say about a fantasy version of me, than they have about their chosen flavour of politician.

It's interesting that they slagged off people commenting on the D-Day memorial, but criticise Sunak for not respecting it. No wonder they like flip flop Keith.


It's fun to watch them being in full agreement with Nige.

 

Don't forget the Muzzies costing Labour several seats (especially in and around Brum) that could keep Labour's majority down to two figures. That will be hilarious.