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Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by Smug in Boots, May 28, 2024.

  1. Smug in Boots

    Smug in Boots Well-Known Member

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    ... who would you choose to kill and why <whistle>

    I'd start with Putin because it would send a signal to the poor Russian people that he's just another grease spot in the grand scheme of things ... and a message to the rich Russians, gangsters all of them, that they could be next.

    Then I'd strangle Jeremy Clarkson who's everything that's petty, selfish and divisive in our society ...

    ... a man who's happy to do anything, for money, irrespective of the influence he has on gullible people.

    Before I finally croaked I'd shoot Simon Cowell along with Ant & Dec who, for their own gain, are teaching our children that 'chance' is more important than working hard, applying yourself and not simply judging everyone in three minutes.
     
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    Donald Trump and his Poundshop UK mini me Alexander Boris De Pfeiffel Johnson. :emoticon-0102-bigsm
     
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    In no particular order Ant, Dec, Diane Abbott, Angela Rayner, John Bercow, Putin.
    More to follow.
     
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    I’d go on a rampage and get rid of the whole Towie cast leaving Gemma Collins till last, making her sweat, knowing that her time is near….
    I’d probs torture her first as well.
     
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    David Cameron, George Iain Duncan Smith, Gideon "George" Osborne, Liz Truss would at least be a start.
     
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    Probably the social media young Tory bunch.
     
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    Who's that exactly?
     
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    Darren Grimes amongst others, I forget their names. They're the ones who use mostly fake scenarios to spew hatred in a "righteous" way, when really they're just lining their pockets.
     
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    Imagine if people spewed political hatred on here?! <laugh>
     
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    Smug in Boots Well-Known Member

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    Yeah just imagine if anyone did that. Dear me, that's hilarious coming from the man who took the time to post a glowing thread about two of the most hateful politicians the country has ever known.

    https://www.not606.com/threads/suella-braverman.405825/

    'Suella Braverman, my favourite MP.
    She's got some bottle lol...just like Maggie.'

    <doh>
     
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    Probably anyone who's thought deeply about who they would murder despite not really knowing anything about them if they didn't have to face any consequences.
     
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    Yes, that's the entire premise of the thread you sad stalker <doh>

    It's a bit of daft fun ...

    ... something that doesn't exist in your pathetic exiled life.
     
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    And anyone who can't take a joke unless it's them making it.
     
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    Go on then, make a joke and let's see how it goes.
     
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    And anyone who can't recognise jokes.

    I'm assembling quite a list here, can I have 9 weeks instead?
     
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    I think she was right in some of the things she said. You've clearly got an issue with that.
    You always say a forum is about opinions. If you have a certain opinion on here God help you.
     
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    Said "hopefully Darren Grimes dies next" OTR and got a moderator message. Pathetic that place, there's been targeted bullying went more unpunished. Dare I say "I'm glad Hitler is dead"?
     
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    How about Corbyn, Boris, Angela Raynor, Grant Schapps, Starmer, Rishi, Diane Abbott, Braverman, Andy Burham, Dominic Raab, Jess Phillips, Michael Gove and at least 100 more. Scumbags without exception. *spits*
     
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    You're the one who's come on this thread denigrating my right to post an opinion.

    You're quite the hypocrite.
     
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