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If the dunce's cap fits...

 

Christ-on-a-bike. And they say Labour hasn't a plan.

https://x.com/briarsdelve/status/1795049887030997410

 

Chortle. Not that they're shouting about this on the BBC for some reason...



https://x.com/LOS_Fisher/status/1795057693255684408

 

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https://x.com/TonyMcDonnell3/status/1794733907491107269?t=BgDZPggeLOKRQmMhPUDvFg&s=19

 

Getting leverage worldwide.

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See how "working class he is" folks, the son of a "tool maker", the "multi millionaire working class hero with a title"

Hypocritical man with a ****.

 

In under a year after the election, the lefties on here will be claiming they didn't vote for him.

One things for sure, it's clear from their silence on the subject that none of them know what they're actually voting in favour of.

 

Those labeling Farage as racist are closed minded. They are also hypocrites as Trevor Phillips said the same thing.

That's according to the considered legal view.

 

You've got Pishi Sunpak coming out with utter horse manure ****e because he knows the Tories have ****ed everything up and now he's just having a ****ing laugh before he ****s off wherever. A case of "**** you lot, I'm off".

Dame Beer Korma who never sticks to anything he pronounces.

That ****stain Edward Spavey that did a runner when the Post Office scandal broke and now he's happy to just let the sobbing tart take all the flak so now he thinks it's alright to pop his head up above the parapet.

The corrupt Scotch Nazi Party that have ****ed up Scotland for 17 years.

The Greens, the less said the better about those tree hugging ****s

Reform, Dick Lice, say no more, wouldn't trust the **** to run a bath.

Honestly and ****s on here wonder why the British Public are apathetic towards politicians in this country.

If I could vote for **** Twatface I probably would. He/she/it has more integrity than the rest of the ****wit politicians of all parties in this country.

 

We need more pastafarian candidates. They have their finger on the pulse of the universe. Only they have spotted the true cause of climate change, and it's obvious once it's pointed out. It's the decline in the number of pirates, as it directly correlates to the changes in temperature.


https://doctorspaghetti.org/pastafarians-pirates-and-climate-change/

 

Spin is everywhere these days!!

I love the "approximate" number of pirates

I've seen "The Fog" with the busty lovely Jamie Lee and I concur. Direct correlation

 

It's hard to give a precise figure for the number of pirates, as so many have bits missing, which means there is much debate over what counts as a 'full' pirate.

 

Just like you claiming you didn't vote Tory, eh?

 

Only the deluded fantasists continue to try to claim I voted tory.

Who are you voting for at the coming election?