Got a text from the wife “ I’m breaking up with you”. I was well upset , so you can imagine my relief when another one came through “ sorry wrong number”
Disgusting, Just bought a 72 inch TV from Currys ready for the start of the premiership next season and its came with no Leeds!
I'm currently viewing a woman's profile on a dating site: Blonde 33 From London Great Personality 5ft 3 green eyes. Don't get me wrong, I like short girls, but 3 green eyes? No wonder she can't find a bloke.