Match Day Thread Leeds Utd v Southampton

Yeah doc holliday

 

Did ben get a Wembley ticket?

 

Unfortunately I use capsicum cream on prescription but I often have to forgo it as they often have difficulty getting it better to go the suggested beer-o-clock route

 

No mate, he could have had two but didn’t want to pay the £400 each he was quoted.

I would say he’s a smart boy but I heard him creeping in at 4 AM this morning and haven’t seen him yet. I would imagine he is hanging out of his 4rse and is in danger of doing a Shaks

 

Depending on where you use them the plasters are pretty good

 

I like his style so be sure to say that loudly from me when he surfaces.

 

He’s just surfaced and said “do you fancy a beer” Jan is away showjumping for the weekend and I think he wants to make the most of it!!

 

Good lad.

 

Hope everything's ok bud

 

Got a needle and some new meds so waiting for my taxi to get me back to the man cave for kickoff. Such a day

 

Sciatica finished my footballing days.

As Marcos says, the heat pad type plasters can let you get by until it subsides. ****ing painful stuff though is Sciatica.

 

As for the football...

My only recurring thought is "it's got to be our turn this time!".

It's more a hopeful thought than an expectant one to be fair. ​

 

Hope it doesn’t prevent me being my usual positive self

 

Southampton have only one out of eight visits to Wembley so no great shakes either

 

****ing hell, is there any way that we both lose?

 

9 mins to go and it's all or nothing

 

3pm kick off isn’t it?

 

Goes to penalties and everyone keeps missing. Match abandoned. Both agree to stay in the championship.