A blonde walks into the library. She walks up to the counter, SLAMS a book down and screams at the librarian, - "This is the WORST book I've ever read!" "It has NO plot and far too many characters! The librarian looks up and calmly remarks - "So, you're the one who took our phone book..."
Teacher: "Johnny, can you use the word “gruesome” in a sentence?" Johnny: "Yes ma’am, I used to be shorter, then I gruesome."
One of my late father’s favourite jokes was about a Scottish boy and girl, where the boy whips out his ‘wullie’ and invites the girl to hold it. “Ach, it’s gruesome!” says the girl. “Hold it a wee while longer and it’ll gruesome more!” replies the lad.