I underwent some surgery yesterday . it was a Penis Reduction Proceedure . It was A complete success . I only have one now
I’ve had a look at their stuff. It’s a lot of pastel coloured middle class waitrose shopper clobber, which isn’t me at all lol. I got the gig through a friend of mine who’s a model, she does loads of surf brand stuff so maybe they are launching some wetsuits or beach stuff will probs put people off their dinner seeing me in a pair of their pink swimming trunks but **** it the money is good lol
Me in my pink pastel swimming trunks and Jasper and his penis removal post. This is what not606 is all about
Down in South Wales for the weekend... took the dog out for a walk - very different to the rather flat Hertfordshire...
I reckon I’m right. Working on the railways or whatever it was was getting a bit much for him and the missus is balling now so he just wants a career serving cappuccinos and killing people with sesame allergies.