Off Topic The Burly Arms

Sounds like easy money mate, plus you like all the sporty stuff so the vouchers will be ideal to,

 

I underwent some surgery yesterday .

it was a Penis Reduction Proceedure .

It was A complete success .

I only have one now

 

I’ve had a look at their stuff. It’s a lot of pastel coloured middle class waitrose shopper clobber, which isn’t me at all lol.

I got the gig through a friend of mine who’s a model, she does loads of surf brand stuff so maybe they are launching some wetsuits or beach stuff

will probs put people off their dinner seeing me in a pair of their pink swimming trunks but **** it the money is good lol

 

Me in my pink pastel swimming trunks and Jasper and his penis removal post.

This is what not606 is all about

 

Be alright if it leads to more work, especially when business is quiet.

 

Has it left a scar on your forehead?

 

Im not at home to Mr Nasty

 

Morning.

The annual spring Bank Holiday look how beautiful Gower is pic.

 

Down in South Wales for the weekend... took the dog out for a walk - very different to the rather flat Hertfordshire...

 

Morning. Nearly at the airport.

 

Morning. Home today. Where you going?

 

On a plane

 

Maybe he got a new job working in the airport Pret. Dickhead.

 

We won't know for another hour or two until Luv arrives

 

I reckon I’m right. Working on the railways or whatever it was was getting a bit much for him and the missus is balling now so he just wants a career serving cappuccinos and killing people with sesame allergies.

 

Morning.

Watching the golf over the valley with envy.

 

Mallorca, sat on a coach now waiting to go to the hotel.