General election bull sh1t thread

I dont think you got it. Think sir korma and women

 

I don't get anything.

ER just prawn in the game of life.

 

RIM.

 

Derp.

 

Weirdly enough, I'll be in Burkina Faso on the day of the election.

It's a long story.

 

Postal Rigging Vote?

 

Let's just say I'll be watching tribal dancing of an evening.

 

The fuzzy wuzzies like a good dance after a hard day swinging through the trees and chucking spears.

Helps the darkies to unwind.

 

Push pineapple, shake the tree

 

Spoiling your ballot paper is the only sensible thing to do. At least the spoiled ballots still get counted, imagine the scenes if over 50% of ballot papers were spoiled, the parties would need to start taking notice of the public.

 

Weirdly enough, I knew that was the capital of Burkina Faso. I do Worldle everyday(not to be confused with Wordle, which I also do), I also so Statele everyday.

 

Pics or it never happened

 

Would it not be a bigger statement to just not turn up rather than go all the way to your polling station to draw a dick on a piece of paper, seems more a waste of your time than theirs.

Don’t turn up and get turnout at a record low for a general election.

 

Don't think the party in power would give a **** tbh.

If you lived here you'd want these Tory ****s out, luckily for you Spainland isn't a complete ****hole.

 

No, that just doesn't work.

 

Might count it as a vote for ukip