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Discussion in 'Barnsley' started by Didley Squat, Nov 22, 2016.

  1. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    bugger the booze when's the orgy
     
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  2. Didley Squat

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    Booze & Orgy Festival Today!
    6pm
    First served, first come!
     
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  3. Wooperts_duck

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  4. Didley Squat

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    Pretty Flash, eh?
     
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  5. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    Na flash is asking our mate Didley to get a round in if you can catch him


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    He offered to get me half a shandy......
     
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  7. Makemstine Roger

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    that just proves hes not feeling well, was he in the toilet when the barman wanted his dosh
     
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  8. Wooperts_duck

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    Funnily enough he was :1980_boogie_down:
     
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  9. Makemstine Roger

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    you can read our boy like a book always runs from the rossers and getting his wallet out,he gets funny turns you know when parting with cash
     
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    Actually have been crook ole mate.................. won't go away, either. My gin intake has dropped by more than half!
    I can't be pregnant but l feel, fcuked!
     
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    Sorry to hear that buddy !

    Get well soon <cheers>
     
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  12. Makemstine Roger

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    As soon as I heard that you weren't well I came over all queasy, I could hear violins playing and a guitar, I think it was the deliverance theme, I heard heavenly voices saying (Strewth cobber it's our old mate he's not well) so I've got the old collection tin out, doing the rounds for you. 10 hours now and it's going well, people are contributing, another 10 hours and ill have enough for a gin miniature for you, just remember it's the thought that counts, and we love you mate
     
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    Aw shucks, yes it is the thought that counts ole mate …… that’s why l was thinking of a pallet load of gin was going to be delivered from your sincere efforts in raising coin for a good cause.

    l can see the parishioners are a tight fisted bunch of ….. of ……. of people, bless em.

    Keep up the good work ole son, thee lord works in mysterious ways.
     
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    Thanks Woops, bring my caravan back & l’ll feel a bit better.
     
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    It's on it's way, Didley..........


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  16. Makemstine Roger

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    i can see with the door opened Woops was wringing every last second out of it, or the lock got stuck to the lavy and he has just got out now
     
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    I was stuck on the crapper for ages :)
     
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  18. Makemstine Roger

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    wus you just talking poo
     
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    Lucky you didn’t flush yourself, you’d been up **** street!
     
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    Up Sh*t Creek without a paddle.....
     
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