News Flash!!!

bugger the booze when's the orgy

 

Booze & Orgy Festival Today!
6pm
First served, first come!

 

Pretty Flash, eh?

 

Na flash is asking our mate Didley to get a round in if you can catch him

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that just proves hes not feeling well, was he in the toilet when the barman wanted his dosh

 

you can read our boy like a book always runs from the rossers and getting his wallet out,he gets funny turns you know when parting with cash

 

Actually have been crook ole mate.................. won't go away, either. My gin intake has dropped by more than half!
I can't be pregnant but l feel, fcuked!

 

As soon as I heard that you weren't well I came over all queasy, I could hear violins playing and a guitar, I think it was the deliverance theme, I heard heavenly voices saying (Strewth cobber it's our old mate he's not well) so I've got the old collection tin out, doing the rounds for you. 10 hours now and it's going well, people are contributing, another 10 hours and ill have enough for a gin miniature for you, just remember it's the thought that counts, and we love you mate

 

Aw shucks, yes it is the thought that counts ole mate …… that’s why l was thinking of a pallet load of gin was going to be delivered from your sincere efforts in raising coin for a good cause.

l can see the parishioners are a tight fisted bunch of ….. of ……. of people, bless em.

Keep up the good work ole son, thee lord works in mysterious ways.

 

Thanks Woops, bring my caravan back & l’ll feel a bit better.

 

i can see with the door opened Woops was wringing every last second out of it, or the lock got stuck to the lavy and he has just got out now

 

wus you just talking poo

 

Lucky you didn’t flush yourself, you’d been up **** street!