New Head Coach

i see nixon has a story on us tomorrow, what we going for this time, selling a player and rosenior on the list is my bingo card with him

 

How we suffer for our women mate ...

... I sit through Emmerdale and Corry night after fkn night and have to explain the plot when she loses track

 

“Mackems eye up Willock” or some ****e like that

 

Wylam brewery. Owners of the Keel Tavern have recently bought it. Jakehead is on there now. I'm sure there will be many more.

 

The £10m loan, that turned into a £20m loan, has now turned into a £30m loan ...

... and all the named bricks, from the South Stand, have been found in a skip covered in urine.

 

something that covers all bases, as usual.

 

I gather from the chat on here that it is Still. Is that right? Or people are still guessing?

 

Will Still is all but done by a few posters on here mate

 

Until it's officially announced you could class anything as guesswork.

I messaged two people on here, 11th April, that Still had been offered the job.

I've heard nothing to contradict that ...

... sorry but that's all I have mate.

 

They’re gearing up for the backroom team now. Progressing.

 

he'll have us wanting him on loan though , ahah

 

“Theres a queue”

 

to be fair it think mowbray used to be his info for us, and i think he'll get stuff from the other side, but since KLD took over he's been very poor with us apart from when mowbray was involved

 

It's incredibly complicated if it's done properly ...

... otherwise it's bringing in 'a Warnock' and crossing yer fingers.

 

I take it, it'll be more than just his brother?

 

i think he appointed 5 staff with him when he was appointed at reims

 

It's a classic case of nepotism mate.

Him and his two brothers will be the coaches, his uncle will be driving the team coach and his gran will be the new tea lady. His planning is so meticulous there's a maximum number of currants in the buns and the maximum period of drizzle, on the lemon cake, is regulated by an atomic clock in a special government facility in Colorado.

Not only that, he's produced two clones who'll devour the current Sampson & Delilah and take their places.

Ha'way the fkn Lads!!!

 

Certainly looks that way mate

 

So was Keane.

 

Next week you reckon for the announcement? Hoping it’s done fairly quickly