My wife watched a porn film for the first time with me last night. She was ok with the graphic sex scenes but found the masturbation very off putting. She kept slapping my hand to get me to stop.
I hate going for prostate exams with my doctor... Are dim lights, candles, a bottle of wine and Barry White music really necessary?
I got a phone call from the police, they said "your house has been broken in to, they drank all your beer and shagged your wife!" I said "I can't believe they shagged her after only 4 cans?"
Why do people say that wasps & bees are good for the garden? I've never seen one of the little b*stards mowing the lawn
My wife called and said" I want to find you naked when I get home from work" I feel awkward sat here with her mother, but hey a shags a shag .
"Please, just let me finish." I said to my wife during an argument last night. "No I will NOT let you finish!" she yelled, pulling me off the prostitute.
