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Will Guimareas be sold

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Toonitus, Apr 19, 2024.

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Will Guimareas be sold this summer

Poll closed Jun 26, 2024.
  1. Yes

    12.5%
  2. No

    68.8%
  3. Purple Dildo

    18.8%
  1. Magdad

    Magdad cult leader

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    That milly mouthed not 606 baby reindeer ain't showing up in no pub before any game
     
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  2. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    Jeez, can you not read?

    Right, when the 2024-25 fixtures come out, we agree a match for next season that we can both go to.

    You come to the Earl and meet us in person. Actually meet us properly for a drink, not just hide and say you were there.

    IF you meet us, then you own my username and avatar for life.

    IF / when you bottle it, I own yours.

    Simple.
     
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  3. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    I take it we're all betting on the game Wednesday? The one where I have all your usernames and avys forever if Newcastle lose ?
     
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  4. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    Diverting again? I hear the sound of bottles.
     
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  5. Magdad

    Magdad cult leader

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    No you absolute ******.

    You come to pub for a coke/coffee/milkshake/water or whatever - say hello, meet the lads - bet on who will piss the bed the most on matchday thread (loser buys the round post match) same as normal.

    You show up you get mine, Obi's, 10 of chippy's, and I think Hungs usernames and avi's for life
     
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  6. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    This I will accept under the condition that you all take the bet I offered on Wednesdays game...it's up to you guys to show some belief in your views and if you do that I will come.
     
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  7. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    But I never said we'd win, so that was never a bet.
     
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  8. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    You dont need them to win mouse features.
     
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  9. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    It's upto you guys... It's a very simple condition I'm offering..
     
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  10. Magdad

    Magdad cult leader

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    Not really, we all think your a complete mincing fanny anyway. <laugh>
     
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  11. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    The kind who goes mincing off to the shops?

    :bandit:
     
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  12. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    Just take the bet Wednesday it'll be good fun..... I mean all Newcastle need is a draw and you'll have my username and avy forever from Thursday.

    You all have faith so show it.....or maybe I have more after all.

    Nufc lose and I take out the entire cult
     
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  13. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    Can't say for others but I will take it

    But do you have any proof you actually owns yours ?
     
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  14. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    Get in mate respect .

    Thats Albert and Hung locked in... peak board bantz Wednesday night..

    The rest need to commit
     
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  15. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion Forum Moderator

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    Or maybe you have to produce proof you actually do own what you claim to own. Produce Sucky to confirm.

    Hell, I’m pleased I wasn’t holding my breath from yesterday….
     
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  16. Magdad

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    **** off with Wednesday.

    Topics of conversation in the earl all season according to minutes.

    1. Referee's/VAR/Linesmen/ Is Chaos real - Hung
    2. Trev getting lost again - Everyone
    3. Chippy shopping - Everyone.
    4. Chippy's lack of working - Everyone
    5. Chippy's fashion sense - Everyone
    6 Chippy's lack of rounds - Everyone
    7. The blonde with the tight top and nice tits - Hung
    8. Prediction lEague - Obi
    9. Where's The Earl - Tourists
    10. Magdad's drinking a ****ing coke, should we ring an ambulance - Judge/Chippy/Hung/Trev
     
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  17. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    Now there creates a problem
    When you lose who would own the rights ?
    A Third party agreement is not a good thing
     
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  18. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    I already did pissy pants
     
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  19. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    I knew you were all lacking the faith you claim to have.. deep down you're bedwetters
     
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  20. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    Hurrahhhh
    No 1 topic - ****e refs <cheers>
     
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