Mags embarrassing themselves yet again

Unfortunately not @Gordon Armstrong . I can never understand people in Hartlepool, they have a team in their doorstep and when I moved down here, all I saw was Man Utd and Liverpool shirts, now when I talk to people, it's all about the mags!

 

Loads of them down there anarl, I used to manage a team based from Durham down to Teesside and there was 5/6 lads from Hartlepool who were all mags. Hartlepool on their doorstep, Sunderland and Boro both closer than Newcastle but they’d try and make a case still

 

Used to work with a few Hartlepool mags. Horrific

 

Might as well wrap the thread up. Nothing is going to top this…



A man who had sex with his mother in "disgusting" offences has walked free from court.

He had been estranged from his mother as a child but after coming back to the North East he slept with her on a number of occasions when she was drunk. Newcastle Crown Courtheard the man, who cannot be named because his mother has lifelong anonymity as a victim of a sex offence, was cleared of raping his mother after a trial but pleaded guilty to two offences of having sexual intercourse with an adult relative.

Daniel Cordey, prosecuting, said the woman was drinking heavily at the time of the offences. He told the court: "In her words, he started to take advantage of her sexually.”

"She would often binge drink and would be very drunk. Against that background, he was drinking as well. He had sex with her at least five times."

The man, of Newcastle, who is known to be a local season ticket holder at St James Park, was sentenced to a two-year community order with rehabilitation and told he must sign the sex offenders register for five years.

 

https://www.not606.com/threads/warm-glow-since-2014-now-like-milan-mackem-free.252879/page-1218

Walk's free anarl.
Obviously an acceptable pastime in newcastle.

 

Ah, beat me to it.
Av posted it on the mags board

 

I know I'm probably opening a can of worms in this but.... it says he was cleared of rape. I assume for the police to find out about the offence of having sex with a relative stuff the mother must have reported him for rape? Looks like she alleged she was so drunk she was taken advantage of? Too drunk to consent is rape is it not?

Best thing on that thread where you posted it is one if them saying we got a new manager bounce a few times after changing managers or else we would have been down under TM! I must have blinked and missed the bounce. We bounced liked a ****ing massive rock chucked into the sea!

 

Someone replied without reading the article, saying their crown court deals with people from Sunderland

 

Aye, their not the brightest sparks.
That particular one is a 3 watt bulb.

 

Again. they're thick fookers like.
They spend more time reading here and rtg than posting on their own board. And most of their posts are about us .
Morning Bert's shìt chop

 

No doubt you’ll get a “he doesn’t support Newcastle “ style comeback!

 

One has already tried that one commenting how people from Sunderland can go to that court too! Clearly missed the bit about him being a season ticket holder! Which is an odd thing to mention so must be someone who hates the mags writing it!

 

Mother ****ers

 

Bravo, it's dissapointing it took this long!

 

Murdering Horse punching mother ****ers has a ring to it...

 

What?
What??
What???
Only 3 what's?
That's not very bright

With thanks to Eric Morecambe

 

What happened to the one found in a field with his arm up a horses backside?

 

They’re