Rangers v Celtic

Looks like the bedsit of Crappers and Doid is busy.

 

A few sphincters will be twitching this evening

 

Oh dear. You actively search for such dirge?

Some life.

 

Slow night flippin' burgers, Doid?

 

Why you wanting to help out, paid in cash

 

Always LARGE JOHN KNEW you were a nonce.

 

Since when did they start handing oot medals at the snooker?

worse things happen at sea I suppose

 

I do believe I hit a nerve

 

My mate who used to play snooker with Neil Latimer (UDR 4 guy) used to live in Orangefield estate, I think his mum still does.

 

Wow that’s really interesting

 

Can we find out for sure if his mum still does?

 

Fr Clancy 95% certain to be the Celtic fan in charge of Saturdays do or die contest at the Theatre of Bludgeoned ****ters

DATC

 

Can see Dessers getting a hattrick

 

Yeah, a hat trick of missed open goals, where’s he’s got the opportunity to shoot but cuts inside on to his weak foot and gets tackled meaning we don’t even get an xG out of it.

Nigerian Nightmare indeed

 

No need to be facetious, sonny

 

Fans are very precious these days, they think because they pay their £500-600 a year for a season ticket that they can shout whatever they want at these guys and the players just need to take it, but if the players say something back then they are the bad guys.

I spend £500 a month at Asda but it doesn’t mean I can just go in and abuse their staff when I feel like it and shouting “I pay your wages”

 

Players who should have been playing at Ibrox for at least the last two seasons.

Shankland. Top SPFL goal scorer 2024 Player of the year.

Ferguson. Just been voted best midfielder in Seria A

Instead we have Dessers and Lundstram.

 

That's some amount of KY Jelly cucumbers your buying there tbf.

 

That's Asda price.