My wife just called the house phone. "I've broken down on the M25, just before junction 6" she panicked. "Just wait there" I said, "I'll be about 10 minutes." After having a sh*t, I took the receiver off the table and said, "Right, you've done what?"
Why is it when I get on a plane everything shrinks? I get this tiny roll and a small bit of cake. A minute bit of leg space. A can of drink comes and it's half the size of a normal one. **** knows how big those stewardesses really are.
Real Madrid are reportedly interested in signing Spurs full back Destiny Udogie in July. They asked chairman Daniel Levy, 'How much is Udogie in the window'?
