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They can suck my arse!! - My thoughts on the manure game

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Heavy Metal Toon, Nov 26, 2011.

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  1. aginairrr

    aginairrr Active Member

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    Not a bad article. But Jonas deserved to go. Yes he only made two bad tackles, but they were bad tackles and both worthy of a yellow card. Which is a shame for the lad and he will be missed next week!
     
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    aginairrr, Nov 26, 2011
  2. biggeordiedave

    biggeordiedave Active Member

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    So basically, what we've learned from this article is that Tash likes felching.
     
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    biggeordiedave, Nov 26, 2011
  3. Andmcit

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    What's an 'ultimately sexual pass'?

    Did Ober go and cup someone's balls or something!? This is more appropriate for a definition of 'accidentally' brushing a hand over a lass's breasts or fanny!

    Is it not actually the place to actually use the phrase 'orgasmic'? <laugh>
     
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    Andmcit, Nov 26, 2011
  4. Amnesiac

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    Pretty much <laugh>
     
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    Amnesiac, Nov 26, 2011
  5. Paulpowersleftfoot

    Paulpowersleftfoot Well-Known Member

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    I thought the pen was poetic justice for the ridiculous one against you in the nicer side of Manchester last year
     
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    Paulpowersleftfoot, Nov 26, 2011
  6. Crouching Shola Hidden Talent

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    The obsession grows!
     
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    Crouching Shola Hidden Talent, Nov 27, 2011
  7. Shola's Best Hat

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    Watched the game at a pub in Sheff; some completely plebian and stereotypical (a fat, middle aged southerner who put on a northern accent and didn't understand offside) "Man U" fan had been getting unnecessarily aggressive since the pen. Was a bit off really considering I'd been sitting quietly with my GF. He then got up and danced in my face when Hernandez "scored".

    The feeling when everyone in the pub started ripping the urine out of him was better than the goal; I think he just left. He'd been spoiling the game a bit really, and this was sweet, the complete turd.
     
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  8. Minty Fresh

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    I swear I'd never seen Jonas go to ground when tackling ever before today. Then he does it twice and gets sent off. Odd.
     
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  9. Heavy Metal Toon

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    <laugh> I know how fouled is spelled I just have this bad habit of spelling it that way.
     
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  10. Agent Bruce

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    Should have drank his beer and pissed in his glass when he went to the back.
     
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  11. biggeordiedave

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    You always get one. I watched Newcastle and Boro a few years ago in the SU at Teesside Uni, and some lass was just being a dick for the entire game. Every single one of our players was a "**** reject" of the the club they played for before us. We were "****ing cheating bastard Geordies" because they had a goal ruled out for offside <laugh>! She really didn't have a clue what she was talking about it and she really spoilt it for everyone else shouting and swearing at the top of her voice.
     
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    biggeordiedave, Nov 27, 2011
  12. Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction

    Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction Well-Known Member

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    Perch and 30 yard run. Two things I never expected to see in the same sentence
     
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  13. KingoStarr

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    Once I was in the pub watching Spurs V Arsenal and it was when Arsenal scored straight from the restart and this guy saw the goal went to the bar came back as they played the replay, started screaming and dancing in front of all these spurs fans till he realised it was a replay. downed his pint and left <laugh>
     
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    KingoStarr, Nov 27, 2011
  14. Beatski

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    whats an IF card?
     
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    Beatski, Nov 27, 2011
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