They can suck my arse!! - My thoughts on the manure game

First off, I'm sick of the massive **** fit over the fact that it wasn't a pen. I was at the game and have just got back, but most people seem convinced that it wasn't a pen so I'll take their word for it.

I love it when Manure get crappy pens, or blatant penalties (like when lovenkrands was fowled when we played them last time) aren't given against them, the media, press and most people don't really make it out to be a big deal. But one bad decision against Manure, everyone ****s themselves immediately.

From what I saw and heard, ****ing shrek should have been sent off, and that would have changed the game completely. I don't know about you, but I class that as a bit of luck for man utd.

Secondly, their goal was ****ing lucky. A deflection of that little twat Hernandez' arse that found it's way to the net.

Manure were lucky, not just us!! And we deserved a point because of our immense defending.

Ratings -

Krul - 9.5 - ****ing superb saves that helped seal our fantastic point. Amazing. Off topic, he should be getting a Fifa IF card for that.

Simmo - 7 - Exceptional block to save us the game. Overall performance wasn't great, but he deserves credit for that. He was quite good.

Saylor - 10 - Absolutely outstanding. So many fantastic blocks this season, and more today to add to his total. Outstanding performance and Pardew stated that you should make a montage of his game today and use it as evidence that he should be picked for England.

Colo - 9 - Unlucky not to score so far this season. Excellent game today. Solid.

Raylor - 6 - It's hard to criticize, because he seemed to make a mistake, and then do something good. Overall not that great, but not that bad. However, it's clear we need a new fullback on each side.

Jonas - 7 - Shocking IMO that he got sent off. From what I saw he only made 2 bad tackles all game. You can't send someone off for two tackles like those that Jonas made. He played well today, he made a fantastic tackle in the box early on.

Guthrie - 7 - Good game today, and good play with Cabaye.

Cabaye - 7.5 - Best game in a while, some fantastic passing, good tackling at times. Overall happy to see him back properly.

Obertan - 7 - I thought he was very good while he was on. Some great runs, one ultimately sexual pass, overall a good performance. He's improving.

HBA - 6.5 - Not great, but some good play, a hard two games to start with when you're just coming back.

Ba - 7 - Good performance. Controlled the ball well many times, had to take on the responsibility of taking the pen with massive pressure.

Sammy - 6 - Annoying that he didn't track back at one point and forced Guthrie to get himself booked, but apart from that, he wasn't bad. Decent performance.

Perch - n/a - To be fair to him, he's looked quite good when coming on as a sub CM. He made a few good passes, and to be honest there are other's I'd like to see leave before him. He always tries, and he can't be on that much money.

Lover - n/a - Pissing about on the ball lead to us almost conceding a last minute goal.

MOTM - It's hard not to give Krul the MOTM award, but for me It's got to be Saylor. A lot of vital blocks, immense performance.

Btw, I've not seen the highlights so sorry if I've bee a tad inaccurate.

 

i actually thought Ba's first touch was pretty **** most of the game

 

After reviewing it, I'd say Rooney maybe shouldn't have been sent off, but their goal was still fluky as ****.

 

I'm giving Perch 10/10 for that run 30 yard run he made.

 

I love it when Manure get crappy pens, or blatant penalties (like when lovenkrands was fowled when we played them last time) aren't given against them, the media, press and most people don't really make it out to be a big deal. But one bad decision against Manure, everyone ****s themselves immediately.

This is bang on and we'll hear about it all ****ing season now.

 

Apparently Fergie slagged off the North East media for raising fans expectations in the match day program.

HURR DURR CHAMPIONS LEAGUE FINAL THIS YEAR HURRRRRR!!!!

 

Both goals were lucky, and a draw was the right result.

However, Ba still had to score our penalty and dealt with the pressure well.

We were the better side first half, and deserved our point overall.

 

I would loving nothing more than our dodgy penalty being the thing they blame not winning the league on. **** 'em

 

Ha yeah. Definitely wouldn't be the 6 they let City fire past them

 

rofl - 6 months later...

"Man Utd miss out on the title by one point, thanks to ****ing Newcastle and their crappy pen"

 

Would love that.

I actually prefer the mackems to manure fans.

 

Can't you just post your ratings on the ratings thread?

http://www.not606.com/showthread.php/103869-Player-Ratings-Please

 

Of course it's not like ManU to get a spawny 98th minute goal with the last kick of the match or dodgy penalty decision in their favour?

Wonder who that linesman is - could be worth adding him to the Xmas card list... lol

 

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/eng_prem/9483868.stm
man u fans would hate to win things with undeserved penalties

 

Why on earth would anyone want to suck your arse?

 

You're ****ing kidding right, this IS tash we are talking about, everytime he has a bowl movement we ****ing read about it, funny how all his bowl movements are like his articles....SAME ****!

Although, I finally agree with some of his over-zealous ratings Krul, Colo and Saylor were superb today!

 

Maybe that's what Tash is into?

 

Not picking on spelling mate, but chuckled at the image of Lover turning into a chicken mid game.