I was driving a bit lively to work this morning when I was stopped by a traffic cop. He said “You were going a bit fast, sir . . . . what would have happened if you had suddenly come across Mister Fog ?” Me being me said “I would have trod on Mister Brake, of course” He said “I will repeat the question sir . . . . what would have happened if you had suddenly come across Mist or Fog ?”
They said the best way to lose weight is to eat naked in front of a mirror. But the restaurant manager asked me to leave even before I had finished my starter!