My personal favourites are the song about our neighbours going on a trip to the vatican ... or Ampadu, du , du push pineapple shake the tree. Your floor.
Mine has always been, "you've come a loooong way, for f**k all! you've ..." Until yesterday, "who's the scouser in the wig?" Hahahahahaha!
He's Scotty Sinclair, He's Scotty Sinclai-air, He shags Rosie Webster and Sally don't care! or one not swans related, but I heard yesterday, (To the tune of Robin Hood) Ryan GIggs, Ryan Giggs running down the wing, Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs, he's shagging imogen, He done her up the ****ter, and now it's all on Twitter, Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs
"come on a skateboard... You must have come on a skateboard.... Come on a skaaaaaaaaateboard, you must have come on a skateboard" I remember that being sung on the northbank when the away end had about 7 fans. Makes me laugh every time I think about it.
I think we should adopt some new songs, starting with: Thers's only one danny graham one danny graham, walking along singing a song walking in a graham wonderland...............(sam eas Phil taylor) followed by: Super super Nath Super super nath Super super Nath Super Nathan Dyer and then there could be the old LT10 song Scott sinclair my lord..........you know how it goes
I miss the days when following were so small chants could be directed at individual people... such as "who's the slapper/fatty/****er in the front" and, a favourite from the last derby at Ninian, "Who's the ****er in the pink?" at some guy in a particularly gaudy shirt!
I love the chant ' Whats it like to be a TWAT' it really winds the player, or knob in the away end, right up Simple, but effective.
"Westlife give us a song" at Onion Park to the Rhondda roider in pink, remember that one Scott ? And "do you take it up the arse ?". Never have I seen someone make a tit of themselves like that plonker did
Sung to the Addams family ...Your sister is your mother, Your uncle is your brother, You always shag eachother, The Cardiff family *clap clap*
And as Robbie Williams smugly says "I think you all know this one" "When I was just a little boy I asked my mother what will i be"
you knew we were winning well when we sang...... your **** & you know you are.... can we play you every week..... youre not very good ur notvery good ur not very ur not.............. trundles gonna get ya ! and the one about i think it was austin and his massive c**k !
