I once visited a posh lady in Oakwood village to service her video recorder. The tape heads were manky, but once I’d cleaned them, her rather expensive machine was preforming perfectly. "What caused that" she asked. "Probably just a dirty video" I replied. She went up to her teenage son and cracked him across the head and said, "Don’t bring that filth here from university."
No matter how much you wish for it or hint, there will be no dodgy vids of naughty women placed here by me.
