The queue is nearly half a mile long in Bradford town centre, i wonder why please log in to view this image
Ain't that the truth? I can't remember how much we've spent on our pool this summer and hardly ever used it. bastard.
A man was walking his dog through a graveyard when he saw a man crouching beside a grave. "Morning" he said. "No just having a sh*t". was he reply.
Have you ever wondered why it's OK to make jokes about: Catholics... Jews... Christians... The Pope... The Irish... The Italians... The Polish... The Hungarians... The Chinese... The French (including French Canadians)... The Elderly... Bad Golfers... Men / Women... Blacks / Whites... etc. etc. etc... But it's insensitive to make jokes about.. The fekking Muslims !?!? Well, it's well past time to level the playing field and be politically incorrect, by including our friends, the Muslims, on this grandiose list. Jeff Foxworthy (American comedian and Actor) did his part to include the Muslims on his list: If you grow and refine Heroin for a living, but morally object to the use of Liquor... You may be a Muslim. If you own a £3,000 machine gun and a £5,000 rocket launcher, but can't afford shoes... You may be a Muslim. If you have more Wives than teeth... You may be a Muslim. If you wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon to be unclean... You may be a Muslim. If you think vests come in two styles, bullet-proof and suicide... You may be a Muslim. If you can't think of anyone that you haven't declared a ‘Jihad’ against... You may be a Muslim. If you consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing... You may be a Muslim. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses, other than setting off roadside bombs... You may be a Muslim. If you have nothing against Women and think every Man should own at least four... Then you too, may be a Muslim. If you find this offensive and do not forward it, you are part of the problem here in Great Britain ❗️ If you delete this... You are most likely a Muslim
Little Billy was 9 years old and was staying with his grandmother for a few days. He'd been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came into the house and asked her "Grandma, what's that called when two people sleep in the same room and one is on top of the other?" She was a little taken aback, but she decided to tell him the truth. "It's called sexual intercourse, darling." Little Billy said, "Oh, OK," and went back outside to play with the other kids. A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily, "Grandma, it isn't called sexual intercourse. It's called Bunk Beds. And Jimmy's mom wants to talk to you."
