Match Day Thread Tottenham Hotspur v Newcastle United

Best British commentator by a distance, don’t think there’s a close second.

Give me the Arabs or Koreans any day though. Love those guys.

 

Was the crowd just singing, "There's only one Stevie Wonder"?

 

1. STFU, Maddison.
2. No on-pitch leaders to enforce 1.

 

It’s nice to have a bit of humour alongside good knowledge as well. Beats bloody Alan Smith doing our games that’s for sure

 

Van de Ven booked. So much for consistency. Prick.

 

Obvious that the refs have been given 1st half edicts
on issuing yellow cards for fouls.

 

Maddison hasn't recaptured his pre injury form and is coming across as an entitled dick at times.

We still haven't learnt to keep our heads down and play our game instead of getting drawn into a pointless rumble

 

We just need a win today, I couldn’t care less about great play or Ange ball or whatever. A win sets us perfectly for the weekend and then the 2 week break before Arsenal.

 

He didn't touch Gordon. Ridiculous decision

 

Poor touch from Son. In two minds, I think.

 

The priority for the squad has to be to get an on-pitch leader to be captain.
As nobody currently screams it, give it to Romero and see how he goes.

 

1-0 Newcastle. Isak. Obvious foul to win possession, then van de Ven slips.

 

Awful goal to concede

Van De Ven with multiple errors

All from a mix up from Son and Maddison

 

Our MF is poor today. Maddison as you say, but both Bentancur and Bissouma are both struggling

 

Completely agree with the Maddison entitled dick comment, I’ve always disliked him.

 

Van de Ven slips a lot which is his only fault

 

Awful, awful defending.

All from sloppiness at the other end too.

 

Get van de ven off. Dog ****

 

Bissouma + Bentancur are not suitable for this fixture.
Why the manager does not know this is beyond me.

 

Dicking around on the edge of their own box, Udogie shocking. Bit of luck with the VDV slip and then immediately another complete balls up