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Discussion in 'Hull City' started by Amin Arrears, Jul 17, 2022.

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  1. TwoWrights

    TwoWrights Well-Known Member

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    No problem, weeks WILL get better. <laugh>
     
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    TwoWrights, Oct 7, 2022
  2. Roary's Smelly Head

    Roary's Smelly Head Well-Known Member

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    play on words, where's should have been wears. i blame auto correct for that. wears implying the nun is using the soap in her fanny.
     
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    Roary's Smelly Head, Oct 7, 2022
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  4. philhul

    philhul Well-Known Member

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    Does it really need spelling out !!
     
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    philhul, Oct 9, 2022
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  5. John Ex Aberdeen now E.R.

    John Ex Aberdeen now E.R. Well-Known Member

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    It reminds me of the other old joke, one had hope in her soul, the other, well you know the rest!
     
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    John Ex Aberdeen now E.R., Oct 10, 2022
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    tigerscanada, Oct 13, 2022
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    HHH, Oct 27, 2022
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  9. Red top reader

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    This is not exactly an offensive joke but I cannot find an alternative joke thread this will have to do, mind you if your a panda you may be offended.
    I bought a book from a charity shop the other day it’s title was a joke, made me piss ( not literally )
    A zero tolerance guide to punctuation…
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    Red top reader, Apr 9, 2024
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  10. Red top reader

    Red top reader Well-Known Member

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    The book cover..
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    Red top reader, Apr 9, 2024
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  11. TwoWrights

    TwoWrights Well-Known Member

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    Not the version of the joke I know. :emoticon-0125-mmm:


    The views expressed in my posts are not necessarily mine. ​
     
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    TwoWrights, Apr 9, 2024
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  12. Idi Amin

    Idi Amin Well-Known Member

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    How does a non binary person kill someone?

    They/Them
     
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    Idi Amin, Apr 19, 2024
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  13. Idi Amin

    Idi Amin Well-Known Member

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    And the other one I heard today...

    Why can't Michael Jackson go within 500 feet of a school?

    Because he's dead!
     
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    Idi Amin, Apr 19, 2024
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  14. Amin Arrears

    Amin Arrears Well-Known Member

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    Bravo <applause>
     
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    Amin Arrears, Apr 19, 2024
  15. Idi Amin

    Idi Amin Well-Known Member

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    Who do Emo's not like high fives?

    Because they are always left hanging!
     
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    Idi Amin, Apr 20, 2024
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  16. Idi Amin

    Idi Amin Well-Known Member

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    What do Americans and Chinese have in common?

    They both like hot dogs!
     
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    Idi Amin, Apr 23, 2024
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  17. Cityzen

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    Racist. Xenophobic. Boo hoo. Wah wah…You will have upset someone with that.
     
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    Cityzen, Apr 23, 2024
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    Newlandcasual2, Apr 23, 2024
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    balkan tiger, Apr 23, 2024
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  20. Idi Amin

    Idi Amin Well-Known Member

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    What with it being St George's day and all that!
     
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    Idi Amin, Apr 23, 2024
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