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Keith vs Buckie Thistle

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  1. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Who in the ****ing what now?

    0-2 currently, is this a late April Fools?
     
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    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    Norf of Watford mate, there be dragons.
     
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  3. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    But who the **** is Keith? Sound like the Buckie thrashed him anyway. A familiar Jockanese story I suppose
     
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    They've got a Stoney bridge.
     
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    The oldest Bridge in Scotland is in Aberdeen.

    Stone as well.

    Brig O Balgownie

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    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    The grammar and spelling in this post is atrocious.

    Are all Little Englander Morris Dancers as thick as ****?
     
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    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    Hello @hammasyouseless, I wish to report a hate crime committed today in Aberdeen.
     
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    Looks like it’s got a hobbit house built into the bridge. Just behind the tree on the left. Is everyone in Aberdeen some sort of stunted mutant?
     
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    People weren't as tall in the 13th Century.

    As I said Nigels really are dense in the extreme.
     
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    It's the horrible old Troll's house.

    Isn't it?
     
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    Yet another dumbfuck Nigel Morris Dancing gaylord identified <doh>
     
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    I sometimes exclaim to myself "It's time to clean your teeth, Keith". Or similar.
     
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    I have been known to exclaim, “It’s time for a ****, Hank”
     
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    Does he oblige?
     
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    Never fails
     
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    Weeeee!
     
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    Think I found Keith:
     
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