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Discussion in 'Queens Park Rangers' started by kiwiqpr, Feb 23, 2012.

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    We like our privacy….. ok!

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    Like to share some great family news.
    Not sure yet whether it’s a Fender or a Gibson but as long as it’s in tune when delivered, we can’t ask for more.

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    Mick and Paddy are on a cruise.

    Paddy says "It's awfully quiet on deck tonight".

    Mick replied "Everyone will be watching the band"

    Paddy says "There isn't a band playing tonight".

    Mick replied "I definitely heard someone say 'A band on ship' ".........
     
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    Had to go to the Doctors yesterday and having stripped off he immediately mentioned the fact that my genitalia was perfectly shaped like a saxophone...
    I explained that it was a family trait and that we all had genitalia shaped like musical instruments.
    He was amazed and said, “Well, in 27 years as a GP I’ve never seen anything like it, Having said that I do remember a woman coming in a few years ago and her fanny was shaped like a Mouth Organ”.
    I said, “That’ll be Our Monica”.
     
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