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Election 2024

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by brb, Jan 18, 2024.

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How are Labour doing after their first month in charge?

  1. Excellent, Keir is my hero

    47.1%
  2. Ok ish

    11.8%
  3. It's been like a month of Sucky on weed

    23.5%
  4. BobbyD for Prime Minister

    11.8%
  5. Love not Hate

    5.9%
  6. Duggie wants his Winter Fuel Allowance back

    47.1%
  7. brb is **** at polls

    23.5%
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  1. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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  2. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    I offered to just lump it all in a pivot table for £1m less than Infosys but again nothing.
     
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  3. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Tbf, they should be really good at IT seeing as they've had a **** ton of taxpayer money gifted to them.

    That said, the Tories also spunked millions on one of their mate's ferry company, despite the fact he didn't actually own any ferries.
     
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  4. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    It would be boring to get people who make PPE for a living to make PPE. You have to respect the maverick approach of asking your mate at the Garrick Club who suggested he could sort it after a few single malts. If anything it worked too well.
     
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  5. PINKIE

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    I'm putting in a tender to build the next batch of nuclear power stations
     
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  6. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    What the fck is the matter with you? It's the ppl who are sick and disabled claiming benfits and those working low income jobs claiming Universal Credit to make ends meet that are the real problem!!

    All while the good folk of Godalming earning £100k+ are scraping a living on the breadline being ignored.

    Meanwhile you're crying about nepotism and unbridled corruption ffs!
     
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    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Use Duracells ... alternatives may be cheaper but they don't last anywhere near as long <ok>
     
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  8. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    I won't actually build any power plants. I'll just get the £££bn contract and then claim they didn't have any nuclear reactors when I went to B&Q to buy them
     
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  9. Star of David Bardsley

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    This bridge collapsing in Baltimore doesn’t look great.

     
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  10. Quesadaad

    Quesadaad Well-Known Member

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    Aisle 15, next to the creosote.
     
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  11. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Thanks dude.
     
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  12. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    <laugh>

    The depths to which they've fallen. This inbred. Bloody hell lol



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  13. Peej

    Peej Fabio Borini Lover

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    when you order Lee Anderson from wish.

    just call the GE now.
     
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  14. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    No, Lee Anderson was ordered from Wish. This dickhead's been dug up from a slagheap.
     
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    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Thought it was Carlisle announcing a new coach
     
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    Treble Keyser Söze

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    <laugh>

     
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  17. brb

    brb CR250

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    Worth a listen, especially with the bit about £72BILLION in dividends.

    Send them to jail as he says...

     
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  18. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    He's spot on.

    In an ideal world we should renationalise them. Along with the railways. The world has moved on from the 80's and these can now be good quality, profitable, reliable public services which are then also accountable. The only problem is it would cost billions to buy these leeches out and the idea off rewarding them further would be abhorrent.
     
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    The Railways are the worst of both worlds as we pick up the tab if they can't make a profit instead of making them see out the contract they happily signed .
     
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  20. BobbyD

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    Of course they are probably owned by Tories. I think the government should go all despot and just take them.
     
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