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    Should have gone to specsavers

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    Just failed my biology exam again!

    The question was name something found in cells.

    Apparently Scousers was the wrong answer.
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Mar 24, 2024
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    People said I wouldn’t be any good at poetry because of my dyslexia!

    They were wrong! So far I’ve made two lovely vases and a jug....
     
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    I bought my daughter a handbag from Iraq.

    She said 'thanks for the Baghdad !'........
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Mar 26, 2024
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    We all must do our bit for the planet.

    At Tesco car park I just unplugged a row of electric cars, that no one was using!
     
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    A girl walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a double entendre.

    So he gave her one.....
     
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