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Discussion in 'Queens Park Rangers' started by kiwiqpr, Feb 23, 2012.

  1. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Some more classic ball grabbing music!

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    Can we do a Soundcheck, please?

    Take 1……

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  3. Didley Squat

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    This one will test your knowledge…

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    I tell ya, l’d feel like a regular DJ here today!
    Love this neighbourhood!

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    Nice selection of albums there, Didley. Nothing by Coldplay though! :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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    An Indian man has been arrested today in Cheltenham for assaulting his wife.

    Mr Chinda Goodnpropa has denied all the charges.
     
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    Nothing from Coldplay but maybe a ‘mention in despatches’ from blue balls…….
     
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    Oh you ****ing ****, thst one absolutely ended me . Just got in from missus birthday party and the last Cognac of the night just went honolulu lol. Quality you Aussie ferret
     
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    Thank you, thank you very little!:emoticon-0102-bigsm
     
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    SINGLE vs. ENGAGED vs. MARRIED

    Sipping her drink, the SINGLE girl leered and said
    "Last Friday, at the end of the work day, I went to my boyfriend's office wearing a leather coat.
    When all the other people had left, I slipped out of it and all I had on was a leather bodice, black stockings and stiletto heels.
    He was so aroused that we made passionate love on his desk right then and there!"
    The ENGAGED woman giggled and said
    "That's pretty much my story! When my fiancé got home last Friday, he found me waiting for him in a black mask, leather bodice, black hose and stiletto heels.
    He was so turned on that we not only had sex all night, he wants to move up our wedding date!"
    The MARRIED woman put her glass down and said, "I did a lot of planning.
    I made arrangements for the kids to stay over at Grandma's.
    I took a long scented-oil bath and then put on my best perfume.
    I slipped into a tight leather bodice, a black garter belt, black stockings and six-inch stilettos.
    I finished it off with a black mask. When my husband got home from work, he grabbed a beer and the remote, sat down and yelled,
    "Hey, Batman, What's for dinner?"
     
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