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Match Day Thread Chelsea v Newcastle United

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  1. Roland Deschain

    Roland Deschain Well-Known Member

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    Burn having yet another nightmare in a season of them.
     
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  2. It's_all_Greek_to_me

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    Sterling looks like he abuses kids.
     
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  3. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    He dances funny

    Cut him some slack

    One of da lads lyk
     
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  4. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    Is it me or are Murphy’s set pieces better than Trippiers?
     
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  5. Magdad

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    Don't think he's big enough to be fair, reckon most 4 year olds could knock that tossa on his arse
     
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  6. Obi Wan

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    Agree.
     
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  7. It's_all_Greek_to_me

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    Not hard. Trippier can't cross a road these days.
     
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  8. Hung Drawn and Quartered

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  9. Welshie

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    I was gonna say this <laugh>

    Trippiers not the best yardstick like

    The fellas been ****ing **** at them for a year and a half
     
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  10. Charlie Dogscock

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    **** yeah ****ing Isak motherfucker!
     
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  11. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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  12. Somebodys pinched my sombrero

    Somebodys pinched my sombrero Well-Known Member

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  13. It's_all_Greek_to_me

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    Isak you ****ing beauty.
     
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  15. Mick O'Toon

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    Was wondering if you'd turn up tonight <cheers>
     
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  16. Welshie

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    Norwegian commentator just said

    "Seems to me, Isak has 15 minutes of some of the worst premier league football you'll ever see, then suddenly scores."

    Not wrong <laugh>
     
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  17. Beardsley's Rancid Sack

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    In the second half if we've no chance I suggest bringing on Ritchie to cripple that snatch Cucurella.
     
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  18. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    Chelsea score


    but it looks offside

    VAR checked already


    OFFSIDE IT IS
     
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  19. Charlie Dogscock

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    Chelsea goal offside
     
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