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  1. Spurlock

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    Its international women’s day

    Duggie be running around with his Benny Hill outfit on today I bet
     
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  2. PINKIE

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    <laugh>
     
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  3. duggie2000

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    Your confusing me with another poster on this forum
     
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  4. Star of David Bardsley

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    Exactly. Duggie celebrates international women’s day with a traditional threesome.
     
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  5. luvgonzo

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    Morning.
     
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  7. Sucky

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    Decent day,, Picked up a new client while finishing off the job im on, bloke up the road from this one wants internal doors, frames and skirtings done, 7 doors and about 40m of skirting, will take me about 4/5 days so that's nice, now chilling with a bottle of rose and a phat candy floss bifta waiting for my bitch to cook me a stir fry
     
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  8. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Little ****ing ****s walk up our road, kicking off mailboxes, kicked over my moped and were in the process of trying to kick off a wing mirror.

    Ran up and they bolted as they heard me.

    Teenagers.

    What's the worst part? Few thousand kroners worth of damages to our property the neighbors. What can you do?

    Nothing.

    Coppers I wouldn't wipe my arse with, worthless.

    Times like these you need someone to grab them and beat the ****ing **** outta them
     
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  9. luvgonzo

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    They probably wouldn't do it again if that happened.
     
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  10. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Course they wouldn't.

    But what do we do, as a society, we kiss their arse. School would probably get involved, label it anti-social behaviour.

    Beat the ****ing snot outta them, they would be proper socially aware then.
     
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  11. Sucky

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    Just terrible mate.


    Also laughing at you driving a moped
     
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    You don't "drive" a moped <doh>
     
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  13. Welshie

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    They're fun

    Probably gotta go anyway, buying a new car and will never be used
     
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    Good luck "riding" your car mate <whistle>
     
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  15. Welshie

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    <laugh>

    Leave Sucky alone

    He doesn't leave his house
     
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    <laugh>
     
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  17. Sucky

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    You drive your mobility scooter so stfu
     
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  18. Sucky

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    This is some Nornvern munkey language barrier confusion **** like tea and dinner.

    Down here in civilisation we take rides in ubers and cars all the time.
     
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  20. Spurlock

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    Don’t forget your Mommas today ladz

    For all our Mommas who have departed this Earth

    <peacedove><rose>
     
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