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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    How are those 6 boiled eggs doing sitting in your guts Einstein?

    <laugh>
     
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  2. Easter Road 1980

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    Wonder if the transwomen noticed <laugh>

    Derptastic.
     
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  3. Mind The Duck

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    My buddy says a large % of weapons are making their way to the black market not that Zelensky is selling them <laugh>
     
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  4. Uncle Colm

    Uncle Colm Dullcrusher

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  5. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Western weapons.

    This is unbelievably boring. I have no ****ing idea how the other Jocks put up with you tbph.
     
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  6. Uncle Colm

    Uncle Colm Dullcrusher

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  7. Mind The Duck

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    No **** you're boring
     
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  8. YourIdiotSon

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    It what I put into the search bar on pornhub.
     
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  9. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Shut the **** up and make me a sandwich.
     
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  11. QuarterMoonII

    QuarterMoonII Economist

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    I am sure that Phoebe’s parents are delighted that their daughter has turned out to be a celebrity – at least amongst the other Gen Z brainwashed Lefties. Her grandfather is probably chained to a railing somewhere in solidarity, which is cheaper than a care home. Grandpa will pay the fine and bail her out until her court appearance.

    Their son Tarquin is probably still doing six months for sitting in front of trucks on the M25. They should have driven over him; no loss to society as they do nothing worthwhile so even Labour would not want them.

    I was trying to think of something edgy and transphobic to write but I just cannot see Phoebe as a bloke since she barely passes for a woman.
     
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  12. QuarterMoonII

    QuarterMoonII Economist

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    How the heck can someone called “Liz Saville Roberts” be a Plaid Cymru MP; a Welsh Nationalist?

    Grandpa Roberts must have worked down the local pit so now his granddaughter is just the pits in Labour destroyed Wales. With an MP’s salary she is rich in the valleys. So a proper Marxist complaining about rich people.
     
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  13. QuarterMoonII

    QuarterMoonII Economist

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    In the 2019 General Election, there were plenty of seats where there were more Postal Votes than the victorious MP’s majority. For example, the most Postal Votes as a percentage were in Houghton and Sunderland South, the seat won by Shadow Education minister Bridget Phillipson with a majority of 3,115 where 43% of voters (29,581) had access to a postal vote and 22,782 were returned in a total vote of 39,811.

    So it is just coincidence that so many MPs with small majorities are in areas with high Postal Vote counts. The three Conservatives might be in Brexit voting seats. There is something noticeable about the Labour seats. I wonder how many Muslim women who cannot even speak English had postal votes.
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    A number of small majority Conservatives are missing off this chart as they are in obvious Brexit seats, just like some Labour MPs that survived because of split Brexit votes.
     
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  14. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    Would you like me to take your edges off?
     
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  15. Toby

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    He lost his teeth a decade ago, you might need to put it in the blender
     
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    Speaking of US peeps a customer of mine gave me a bar of Trump chocolate yesterday.
     
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  17. Toby

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    Colleagues keep on bringing over US stuff, it's ****ing vile. Most of it doesn't even contain chocolate.
     
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  19. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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