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Discussion in 'Hull City' started by bradymk2, Jan 10, 2023.

  1. The B&S Fanclub

    The B&S Fanclub Well-Known Member

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    People who say 'them', when it should be 'those'.
     
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  2. Donatella Anybody

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    Letting poorer team get points of us because of our lack of clinical finishing when in the opposition area
     
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    You sad git ! LOL
     
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  4. springtiger

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    ****wits on here - they know who they are , there you go I’ve finally used a swear word to insult somebody ! It doesn’t feel as good as a personality demolition tho’
     
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  5. The B&S Fanclub

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    I actually doubt if they go to the games or maybe they do it for a larf....Pisses me right off.
     
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  6. originalminority

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    Whenever Look North do reports from Lincolnshire, what a set of bumpkins and weirdos live over there.
     
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    **** off!
     
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  8. GEvans76

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    South Western Railway
    High prices constant cancellations always issues during rush hour todays issue was the train was getting cleaned.
    Also can’t remember last time I had a seat during my commute but that’s my own fault living in this **** hole that is London nowadays.
     
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  9. TwoWrights

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    It was clapped out after the journey home, floorboarded the fecker once past the Ouse bridge. :emoticon-0125-mmm:


    The views expressed in my posts are not necessarily mine.
     
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  10. TwoWrights

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    News please, not historical fact. :emoticon-0125-mmm:


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  11. Stockholm Tiger

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    Just how long has the Ouse Bridge on the M62 been under repair?

    It seems like every time I come to Hull its being repaired and down to a couple of lanes.
     
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  12. originallambrettaman

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    They screwed the job up and made things worse, so they had to start again with a far bigger job and it's not due to be finished until August.
     
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    People using mobile phones when driving
     
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  14. springtiger

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    Parents not answering small children because they are on their phones - kiddies will learn things slower .
     
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    Trying to thread sewing needles.
     
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    Trying to plait snot.
     
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    Yeah, they shouldn't even have phones at that age
     
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    two more things. i might have mentioned one or both before.

    1. peleton.

    this brought out my inner psychopath. happened a few years back. maybe a big bike race came to see us, possibly the toady france. it was like when a toddler discovers a new swear word and proceeds to repeat it over and over with such glee, all the time fully aware that the target audience, mummy and daddy, didn't want him saying this word and died inside another few points each time it was repeated. except it wasn't a basic childlike glee. it was a smug bastard assumed superiority we got. all these alleged grown-ups knew a new word and wanted everyone, peleton, to know that because they, peleton, had this new peleton word peleton, they were better than you, you common non-jet setting peasant that didn't know what a peleton was and probably peleton couldn't work out peleton what the word peleton means from its peleton context and almost certainly peleton didn't have the nous to look it up in a peleton dictionary and, truth be told peleton, were too poor and simple to own or be able to use a dictionary, peleton, and even if you could use peleton a dictionary, your rubbish dictionary didn't contain such fine words as peleton, but either way, all you in viewer land are inferior, unlike us peleton aware televisual folk.

    and it got so that every time anyone on the telly or radio said the word, i wanted them to be instantly struck by the most painful and nasty disease ever, torn between wanting them to die instantly and wanting them to live long enough to suffer a bloody lot and then die.

    so that's the story of that effing bastard word.

    2. "excuse the pun".

    this is shorthand for something else. imagine a scenario where some hideous child has discovered a new trick of some sort and desperately needs approval from either or both parents and demands the approval right now. mummy, mummy, look at me, mummy, i can do this new thing and i need you to tell me how amazing and wonderful i am! now, mummy!! look at me mummy, i'm incredible, aren't i, mummy? MUMMY, YOU EFFING BITCH, GIVE ME SOME EFFING APPROVAL RIGHT NOW, YOU DIRTY WHORE! YOU GAVE BIRTH TO ME, NOW DO YOUR JOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    and that's the meaning behind "excuse the pun". not for the desperate needy twat that uses the phrase the simple knowledge that he's left a witticism in the text for future generations to marvel at, perhaps with a wry inner smile., no. not for him the satisfaction of being a pg woodhouse or other author that knows it's good enough for his standards and knows it would be nice too if future readers spotted it, althought that doesn't really matter in the long run, especially with the text literally littered with gems. oh no. no no no. our needy little mummy's boy has been funny and wants the whole wide world to know he has been funny and also peleton fantastic for coming up with a bit of word play of such utterly mind-bogglingly brilliant brilliance that the entire universe, but more particularly mummy, has to stop and appreciate this incredible once-in-a-millennium stroke of genius.

    MUMMY, MUMMY, I'M BEING FUNNY, AREN'T I MUMMY??

    MUMMMMY!!!!!!!!!!!! TELL ME HOW PELETON WONDERFUL AND CLEVER I AM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    NOW, YOU WHORE OF BABYLON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I DEMAND ATTENTION AND APPROVAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    never use that phrase. whatever my approval level of you was, it'll be lower if you use it.
     
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    Tim Westwood
     
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