For the times ya get ya underpants wet so need to change into a fresh pair of wet underpants! Obviously!
I asked my voice activated mobile phone about tomorrow's weather, saying "Surely it's not going to rain tomorrow ?" It replied "It is going to rain tomorrow . . . . and don't call me Shirley." I looked at my phone in amazement and realised that I'd left it in Airplane mode
This is an actual extract from a sex education textbook for girls, printed in the early 1960's in the UK. As far as we have come, we have so far to go ! “When retiring to the bedroom, prepare yourself for bed as promptly as possible. Whilst feminine hygiene is of the utmost importance, your tired husband does not want to queue for the bathroom, as he would have to do for his train, but remember to look your best when going to bed. Try to achieve a look that is welcoming without being obvious. If you need to apply face cream or hair-rollers wait until he is asleep as this can be shocking to a man last thing at night. When it comes to the possibility of intimate relations with your husband it is important to remember your marriage vows, and in particular your commitment to obey him. If he feels that he needs to sleep immediately, so be it. In all things be led by your husband's wishes - do not pressure him in any way to stimulate intimacy. If your husband suggests Congress, agree humbly all the while being mindful that a man's satisfaction is more important than a woman's. When he reaches his moment of fulfillment a small moan from yourself is encouraging to him and quite sufficient to indicate any enjoyment that you may have had. If your husband suggests any of the more unusual practices be obedient and uncomplaining, but register any reluctance by remaining silent. It is likely that your husband will then fall promptly asleep so adjust your clothing, freshen up, and apply your night-time face and hair care products. You may then set the alarm so that you can arise shortly before him in the morning, to enable you to have his morning cup of tea ready when he awakes.”
