Jokes

I was told once i was adequate... She never said that again

 

Very funny
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This is absolutely brilliant

 

When you said they were both quite startled, I thought you meant both breasts

 

What the fcuk are lamb flaps?

 

and could we sell them to Sparkey?

 

ask a muslim they love goats and lambs

 

You have lived a sheltered life

 

or he didn't get to see many flaps when he first discovered girls, the best advice think of saddlebags

i can say some have a fishy smell that's addictive

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Just had a physical at the doctors.
He said, don't eat anything fatty
I replied like bacon, chips and burgers
He said no fatty, don't eat anything.

Cheeky bastard

 

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Young girl walks into a supermarket and on her way round she sees the bloke with whom she had sex the previous evening, after they met in a pub.
He is stacking washing powder boxes on shelves.
You lying sod!" she yells. "Last night you told me you were a stunt pilot!"
"No," he says, "I told you I was a member of the Ariel display team."