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British Politics spam thread

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. Farked19

    Farked19 Well-Known Member

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    Usually codgers with nicotine stained beards supping pints at 1030a.m. In Lowestoft.
     
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  2. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    It's place for manky red-faced losers. Not surprised he's a fan.
     
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  3. DMD

    DMD Eh? Forum Moderator

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    The shape of things to come. :emoticon-0114-dull:

     
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  4. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x Staff Member

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    Politics has been like that for centuries.

    Opaque and dullible as ****.
     
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  5. DMD

    DMD Eh? Forum Moderator

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    Gutless, ****ing cowards. It'll make no difference anyway, as Hamas ignore ceasefires and treaties.

     
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  6. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x Staff Member

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    What were you worried about then?
     
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  7. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Most things to be honest. Dying alone is probably #1, explains his 24/7 presence on here.
     
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  8. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x Staff Member

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    Do you think he'll come back and haunt us?
     
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  9. DMD

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    Again, you reveal far more about yourself in seeing 'worry' in any of that post. A bit like incel Toby with his dull, banal contribution.

    No surprises that you gutless lefties are still afraid to engage with the actual topic.

    You're bricking it in case Labour get in and show how your ten years worth of empty words amount to **** all of any meaning. <laugh>
     
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  10. DMD

    DMD Eh? Forum Moderator

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    Ooof, this'll sting the leftwaffe. :emoticon-0140-rofl:

     
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  11. Farked19

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    Dull from 'Ull. His parents ****ed him up. They may not have meant to, but they did.
     
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  12. Mind The Duck

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    I for one am in total shock that Tel Aviv Keith sided with Genocide Joe on this one
     
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  13. Uncle Colm

    Uncle Colm Dullcrusher

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    Talking of 'Spoons. :emoticon-0143-smirk

     
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  14. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    I reckon the smell will linger for a while.
     
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  15. Erik

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  16. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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  17. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    No
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    The town or the football club?
    How did £78.50 get into your fish tank?
     
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  18. QuarterMoonII

    QuarterMoonII Economist

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    No.
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    No. Could play Frère Jacques on a piano with marked keys when I was six (but so could the rest of the class).
    Plymouth remain what? A gin distiller? A town in Massachusetts? A town on Montserrat?
    Do you have a cat to feed the fish or do I just flush them down the bog (assuming you have one of those rather than a bucket in the corner of your cell), Grouty? I can get Cillit Bang for less than £78...
     
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  19. QuarterMoonII

    QuarterMoonII Economist

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    Health expert behind Davina McCall menopause TV programme says it's a 'matter of health not law' after watchdog warned bosses they risk breaching equality laws unless they let menopausal women wear cooler uniforms and WFH on hot days

    Easy winner of longest headline of the year award from the Daily Fail...

    When they state “female employees”, does that include trannies? Surely the only trannies actually going through the menopause are women with stick-on penises and stuffed bras, not the ones in bike races.

    The lawyers will surely be moving in to try and get “female employees” the right to wear baggy clothes once a month so they can go out shoplifting more effectively in their lunch break.

    Surely one of the women on here (pompeymeowth, Toby, Farked19) can enlighten us men after a period of reflection.
     
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  20. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    0.5% of the UK population are trannies.

    When you read that 0.8% of the UK population are Jedi then maybe we should agree we are giving too much time to stories about cross dressers.
     
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