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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. Star of David Bardsley

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    Went to the Spoons near Shepherds Bush station recently and the food was great for the price. Order to your table rather than queue. Would recommend.

    Horrific treatment of their staff and suppliers to ensure a pint is £2 but I don’t drink a lot so I’ll live with it.
     
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    They'd be very confused by the one set up in the University here. <laugh>
     
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    Bit weird hanging around universities.
     
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    It would be for a thick **** like you that has no business there. For others, it's supposedly a place of business and learning, as well as being the convenient location of a couple of pubs and clubs with live bands.

    Once again, your comments reveal more about your personal deviance than you'd care to be true.
     
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    Well that was quickly shown to be very accurate. :emoticon-0103-cool:

    #transparentandpredictableasfuck
     
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    The bloke at Wether spoons sold me a lovely set of Nicky Clarke straighteners, half the price of Boots
     
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    A welcome bonus after a tough day telling people not listening in the university library you’re a Philosophy lecturer and standing against the wall at a drum ‘n’ bass night in the SU.
     
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    It's a sure sign the extreme lefties are out of their depth yet again when they lapse into their delusional fantasy world to try to distract from the subjects. <laugh>

    They're beeling like ****. :1980_boogie_down:
     
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    University of Life mate. Wetherspoons College
     
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    There's a grocer near me that sells illegal French letters and cut price KY, if you look at him in a funny way.
     
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    Spoons has gone down hill since Brexit, ironically.
     
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  14. Star of David Bardsley

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    Varies a lot I guess. There’s one in Watford where you’re likely to catch hepatitis if you’re in there too long but some fancy ones in London.

    Plus of course the famous social hub at Hull University.
     
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    Given the fluster and bluster from the lefties in hearing about the dodgy deals in shops etc by their favourite surgeons, they'll probably going right down their fantasy rabbit hole when they hear what left wing inclusion, diversity and equality looks like. :emoticon-0142-happy


    Mind you, I don't think adultery will be a concern, as the incel's can't even get one. <laugh>

     
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    Safes thouslands <laugh>
    A child getting raped by a married man is adultery & it's usually only the victim that gets punished for not wearing a black sack on it's head ergo entrapment
     
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    Doubt surgeons are also cutting hair. Fair play if they’re that hardworking.
     
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    The thick ****s don't even know the history of the barbers pole, never mind why they get laughed at for claiming the paddling pool pilots are a benefit to us.

    They really don't have a clue what they are voting for.
     
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    The Spanish for beard is “barba” which makes sense.

    Moustache is “bigote” which is quite fun.
     
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    Low IQ 3rd World illiterate.
    Yay he's British now
     
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