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  1. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    I asked a taxi driver to take me somewhere where there's a strip club and he did a hand gesture of a blowjob If that helps.
     
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    Bali, NZ, Noumea, Vanuatu, Fiji, Hong Kong, China, Macau, Thailand, Singapore, Vietnam, Cambodia, Malaysia all nice if you want to travel further away from Europe
     
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  3. Albert's Chip Shop

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    A few ideas.....

    • Copenhagen/Malmo - Denmark and Sweden in one trip as they are next to each other
    • Marrakesh or Tangier in Morocco
    • Montenegro- small but perfectly formed. Think lush green landscapes and lovely little old towns
    • Bratislava
    • Vienna
    • Lugano/Como - Switzerland and Italy lakes- again 2 countries in one as a short train ride separates them
    • Kotor- Slovenia
     
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  4. Albert's Chip Shop

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    oh and don't take advice off Trev.... he'll send you to the wrong country.
     
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  5. Welshie

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    The cold frigid mountains of Norway are always welcoming to visitors
     
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    I like Norway. Not cheap, but a stunning place.
     
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  7. Leo Billy

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    A few places me and the missus have agreed on so far..

    - Monaco (outskirts)
    - Milan (missus is obsessed with fancy shopping)
    - Lisbon (fancy going back, loved it last time)
    - Prague
    - Budapest
    - Como

    Somewhere in Scandinavia too, just still deciding.
     
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  8. Judge Death

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    That's when Chippy and Chaos are there ...
     
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  9. Leo Billy

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    I’ve just heard from a few pals who went with their lasses that some greasy haired sleazes kept trying it on <doh>

    Chippy did apologise though.
     
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  10. GeordieHalfbreed

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    Second Seville (Cordoba not far and not bad either). Valencia has some nice beaches.

    Have heard good things about Croatia and always wanted to go but never been.
     
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