American goes on a date with a girl and things develope. I hope you've got a condom?" asked the girl He had just pulled. "I can't wear condoms," He replied, "They don't fit me." "Yeah right," she laughed. He said, "I'm being serious, they just fall off..
I've been married to my wife ten years today. Having sex with just one person in ten years is pure dedication. I don't know how she does it.
⚠️ PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT⚠️ IF YOU’VE STARTED YOUR PERIOD THIS WEEK YOU’LL LIKELY BE FERTILE ON VALENTINES DAY. DO NOT LET A 75p CARD FACTORY CARD AND A TAKEAWAY RUIN YOUR SUMMER PLANS
I went to court, charged with indecent exposure, so I turned up without any trousers and let my briefs do the talking