I said to the girl in B&Q, "What's the best thing for greasy ovens?" She replied "Ammonia Cleaner" I said, "Sorry, I thought you worked here"......
While doing his history homework, my son asked me what I knew about Galileo. I said, “he’s just a poor boy from a poor family.”
What RM really got up to during that quiet transfer window: EDIT: Looks like you'll just have to take my word for it unless you go to EDMHouseNetwork on Facebook and look for a post on 1st Feb called Guy In Amsterdam.
R.I.P. Ian Lavender I wonder if he ever did tell them his name ? https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-68204488 Ian Lavender: Dad's Army star dies aged 77 Published 11 minutes ago Share please log in to view this image By Noor Nanji Culture reporter The Dad's Army actor Ian Lavender, who played Private Pike in the hit TV series, has died at the age of 77. Birmingham-born Lavender was just 22 when he was cast as the guileless platoon member, in what was then a new BBC sitcom. But it made him a household name, and he ended up spending 10 years as part of the comedy classic. Lavender, who died on Friday, was the last surviving main cast member of the series. Away from Dad's Army, he also acted in other TV comedies such as Yes Minister, and appeared on stage, including in The Merchant of Venice. He also had a stint on EastEnders as Derek Harkinson, a role he reprised in 2016 for a festive storyline. Lavender grew up in the Midlands but studied acting at the Bristol Old Vic Theatre School. He was barely out of drama school before being cast in the role for which he was to become most known for. Dad's Army, a much loved series about a Home Guard platoon during the Second World War, ran on BBC One from 1968 to 1977. It also starred Arthur Lowe as Captain Mainwaring, Arnold Ridley as Private Godfrey and John Le Mesurier as Sergeant Wilson, among others. The series has had a long-lasting impact on British popular culture, and some of its catchphrases are still used, such as "you stupid boy," "don't panic!" and "put that light out!"
I would imagine 1000's of others have had that same tragic news aswell today. He's no special case as far as I'm concerned, along with the rest of that family.
Yeah I think you can be anti monarchy and not a knob about it. Rough news for him as it is for anyone who is diagnosed, hope he gets well.
Yeah, no fan of the monarchy but massive sympathy for anyone with cancer. Almost the same age as my dad and he has been going through it.
