I met a flat earther . She started banging on about it. I asked when she went and saw the edge of earth and which flight was it and how much did it cost. How long is the flight and who did you go with?. What does it look like?. Please tell me more. I faked fascination. She had no answers.
A policeman searched me in a nightclub toilet last night and found a small bag of class A drugs. "It's not my fault," I said, "every time I try flushing them down the toilet they magically appear back in my pocket again." "Do you really expect me to believe that?" he laughed. I said, "I'll prove it to you if you want me to!" "Go on then," he said, handing me the bag. I flushed them down, then he looked at me and said "Well, show me your pocket then." "What for?" I asked. He said, "the drugs." I replied, "what drugs?"
