Sky Sports is reporting that a Man United training session was delayed for nearly 2 hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the pitch. Training was suspended and the police were called. After a complete analysis, experts determined that the white substance unknown to the players was the Goal Line. Training resumed after the police decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again this season.
Now that the winds have died down, I would like to thank my neighbours for :- the garden shed, two wheelie bins, an outdoor trampoline and a 6 month old Yorkshire terrier named Patch
My mate asked me if I suffered any damage to my garden shed, I said I’ve no idea I haven’t found it yet.
