Young lad stacking shelves in Tesco. Fella comes in, 'I'd like half a cauliflower please'. lad: Sorry, we only sell whole ones. fella: Well, go and ask your manager right away. lad: Boss, pillock out there wants to buy half a cauliflower. Looks around and the fella's standing behind him... lad: And this chap here, has volunteered to buy the other half. boss: No problem, go ahead then. Later in the day, boss: I thought you did well back there son, very smart thinking, where are you from? lad: Cardiff, but I didn't like it, full of prostitutes and rugby players. boss: My wife's from Cardiff. lad: Oh, and what position does she play?
Why, what is wrong with a load of Spanish penitents watching the match? please log in to view this image
I’ll show my arse in Binn’s window if there’s an area of Texas with streets mainly named after Football League teams…and I’ll show my arse in Gillingham if there’s a street named after where I plan to show my arse first time!!! …oh
