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WAR! What is it good for?

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  1. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    You will when brb bans you for another week.
     
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    I'm curious about this. They had almost a decade to defeat Iraq after Iraq started the war and it ended in a stalemate with neither side really achieving their goals. Why does this suggest Iran is more capable than Iraq?
     
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    It doesn’t take much tbf…..truth bombs are not tolerated <laugh>
     
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    I’m sure brb can promise amnesty if you explain how Mossad were behind 9/11 and he assures me he’s a man of his word.
     
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    Iraq invaded Iran straight after the revolution. They thought the war would be over quickly. They made quick gains but the moment the Iranians got their **** together the Iraqis **** their pants and fled. Iran were something like 20 miles from taking Basra. Saddam was backed by U.S. and Russian arms and intel and it's why they were able to create the stalemate otherwise they were fcked.

    Btw my initial point was that the Iraqi soldiers were pussies. They were. The Iranians weren't.
     
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    nah can’t be bothered
     
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    Dancing Israelis refers to five Israeli men, Sivan Kurzberg, Paul Kurzberg, Oded Ellner, Yaron Shimuel and Omar Marmari, who were arrested on September 11th, 2001

    start with these five <laugh>
     
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    Eh? Weren't they the band at Windy's Bar Mitzvah?
     
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    Five Jews in New York? Were they bitching as well as dancing?

    (I know song title says four but it becomes five)
     
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    Had a DJ. Couldn’t afford a band :(

    The jewish wedding/bar mitzvah circuit is the business to be in.
     
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    That kind of admission could destroy Aber's whole view of the world.
     
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    Google it and see
     
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    It’s fine. Family has bare coin now.
     
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    I don't want the Feds turning up :bandit:
     
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    nah I was into a band called the 4skins……not sure they would go down well in a Jewish wedding
     
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    ignorance is bliss………probably if they made a tv series of it you might give it your time <laugh>
     
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    Jewish girls don’t go down well at all. Why I’m with a goy.
     
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    Only if I can get it on IPTV.
     
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    Was it caused by dancing Jews?
     
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    We were far too busy rigging Mexico ‘86 then.
     
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