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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Albert's Chip Shop, Jan 8, 2024
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  3. Judge Death

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    Oi, ****er - you cost me a hattrick
     
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  4. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion
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    You cannot control the Wind.
     
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  5. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    You're just a sad makem bastard
    Sad makem bastaaaaarrrd
     
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  6. GeordieHalfbreed

    GeordieHalfbreed Well-Known Member

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    What do you mean, you want to be in our team photo?
     
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  7. Magdad

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    "It's Mr Mackem Slayer to yee son"
     
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    Smell my finger
     
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  10. Magdad

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    "If my name was Schlem you'd be dead already"
     
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  11. Albert's Chip Shop

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    You’ve got one of your sisters pubes in your eye mate
     
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    That's another fine mess you've got yourself into.
     
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  13. Albert's Chip Shop

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    'SMELL MY FINGER'
     
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  14. Magdad

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    yer ma
     
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    no ****ting in the dugout seat you filthy mackem bastard
     
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  16. Obi Wan

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    "Look over there! There's a seagull."
     
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  17. G4rdToonArmy

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    "Who scored an own goal and gave away a penalty?"
     
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  18. Judge Death

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    :emoticon-0159-music who put the ball in the mackems net? Dan Ballard, Dan Ballard ...:emoticon-0159-music
     
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  19. Magdad

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    This has t be used in future <laugh>

    don’t know why I’m typing the way fadge speaks <whistle>
     
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    Magdad, Jan 10, 2024
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  20. Rum & Black for 2

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    I said you could have my shirt AFTER the match.
     
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