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    Candle in the Wind? <whistle> :grin:
     
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    Seen in Southampton..........

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    I went to a French restaurant last night and I ordered Napoleon chicken for the first time.
    When It came there was no meat just the carcass.
    I said to the waitress: "What's this?!!"
    "She said: "It's the boney part".
     
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    My wife has requested that when I'm receiving a blow job she would appreciate it if I told her when I'm about to come.

    Do you think that I should phone her, or would a text suffice?
     
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