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  1. saintrichie123

    saintrichie123 Well-Known Member

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    Most people realise when
     
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    Taffvalerowdy Well-Known Member

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    they are busting for
     
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    Taffvalerowdy, Jan 6, 2024
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  3. saintrichie123

    saintrichie123 Well-Known Member

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    A cup of tea and
     
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    saintrichie123, Jan 6, 2024
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    Taffvalerowdy Well-Known Member

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    chocolate digestive to dunk
     
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    Taffvalerowdy, Jan 6, 2024
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    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    and then dribble down
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jan 6, 2024
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  6. Taffvalerowdy

    Taffvalerowdy Well-Known Member

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    on their chins and
     
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    Taffvalerowdy, Jan 6, 2024
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    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    spit the remaining amount
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jan 6, 2024
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  8. Taffvalerowdy

    Taffvalerowdy Well-Known Member

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    onto the floor before
     
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    Taffvalerowdy, Jan 7, 2024
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    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Ethel the cleaner can
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jan 8, 2024
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    Taffvalerowdy Well-Known Member

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    say that they shouldn’t
     
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    Taffvalerowdy, Jan 8, 2024
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    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    throw their waste food
     
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    Taffvalerowdy Well-Known Member

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    at the photo of
     
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    Taffvalerowdy, Jan 8, 2024
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    The honourable Didley Squat
     
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    when he was being
     
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    ravished by the nuns!
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jan 10, 2024
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    because they thought he
     
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    Taffvalerowdy, Jan 10, 2024
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    looked like the Pope
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jan 10, 2024
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    although in reality he
     
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    Taffvalerowdy, Jan 11, 2024
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    was in prison, serving
     
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    ten years for buggery
     
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: 'Tis all balderdash and nonsense!, It be gobbledegook too i tells ya!, good morning slim!, like kiwi, hiya greg, God gave sausage rolls to you

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