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Off Topic The reinstate Chaos Thread

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Jan 3, 2024.

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Should the ban be lifted so Chippy can be forced to be Chaos' cock sheath once again?

Poll closed Jan 6, 2024.

  1. Yes

    12 vote(s)
    66.7%

  2. Yes

    1 vote(s)
    5.6%

  3. Obi is a fat ****

    5 vote(s)
    27.8%
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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    spit the dog
     
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    Albert's Muffin Top Well-Known Member

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    Does he have a 'Dogscock' by any chance?
     
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  3. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion Forum Moderator

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    In fairness, he makes a good point Manc.
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    Exactly. Occam's razor and all of that.






    oh wait, what!
     
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    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion Forum Moderator

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    And you can’t get much simpler than you.

    <cheers>
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    Proof absolute that that specific account isn't me. others are of course but I can't time travel yet to go back and predate my arrival with a sock.
     
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    Not long now.... I can feel Chaos closing in........

    Him will return.

    Come to daddy you mad ****er... we've missed you.....
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    He's gonna run straight past you and into the arms of GG

    Who's then going to ask why he isn't a panda bear <laugh>
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    Could it be that @Albert's Chip Shop is the sock and @Merino's Ballerina Feet is your true identity.



    Although you will always be more chip shop than ballerina feet to me.
     
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    In honour of Chaos the FA Cup Prediction League will not start until the 4th Round this year, so that he will have time to unflounce and capture another League and Cup Double.
     
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