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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    This thread continues to be an hysteric soap opera <laugh>

    Can't wait for "GC British Politics: The Movie"

    The people behind "Family Guy" and/or "South Park" should produce it. I'd pay cash money to see it.
     
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  2. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    It would be like groundhog day, but not getting any better, or being funny.

    Except my bits of course.
     
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  3. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Brad pitt is playing my part, Danny DeVito is playing your good self
     
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  4. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    I have you being played by Eddie (Suzi) Izzard
     
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  5. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    You're not bright enough to notice something.

    <------------------- Note what it says
     
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  6. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    That's good, he's a funny guy.

    I have you being played, by everyone, on a regular basis.
     
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  7. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    He was busy doing another film, I did ask him
     
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  8. Archers Road

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    Foreigners aren’t the reason the NHS is on it’s arse. They aren’t the reason for the housing crisis, the streets full of homeless, the crumbling schools, the rivers and beaches full of ****, or the collapsing public transport network. All this happened in the 1990s, after several years of Tory government.

    This is what the Tories do, it’s what they’re all about; cut taxes for the rich, starve public services of investment, **** on working people while appealing to their ignorance and prejudice.
     
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  9. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Pretty sure Trump was on the list?
     
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  11. Archers Road

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    If you’re offered a bonobo monkey, you’d be well advised to take it <ok>
     
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    The Guardian will tell you
     
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  13. DMD

    DMD Eh?
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  14. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    It would be a waste to not take the gonads also

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    Channel 4 just did
     
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    Peter Mandelson has a tape :emoticon-0126-nerd:
     
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  17. DMD

    DMD Eh?
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  18. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    People also ask
    What is special about bonobo monkeys?

    Bonobos may look much like chimpanzees, but their social structure is very different. These animals live in groups led by females and are more peaceful than the chimpanzee. In bonobo society, sexual relations play an important role in maintaining that peace—to build and maintain relationships and to resolve conflicts.

    Your average inner city H.R manager minus the fake lashes, nails or weave
     
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  19. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    Her dad was Mossad CIA MI6

    Ján Ludvík Hyman Binyamin Hoch
    Robert Maxwell was born Ján Ludvík Hyman Binyamin Hoch on 10 June 1923 in a poor, Yiddish-speaking orthodox Jewish family. His birthplace was Solotvino (then in Czechoslovakia but now in the Ukraine).
     
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  20. DMD

    DMD Eh?
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    And a former Labour MP.
     
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